15 Directors Meme

It’s been several months since I’ve done the movie blog, while I sorted out some things in real life, and worked on revamping it so it wasn’t just movie reviews. I wanted to do features and contemplations (one sided discussions). I made a promise to myself and friends that I would make a return to the blog in October, but I wanted to ease myself back into it, and not just go full force with reviews and what not. So I’ll be rolling out a few non-review posts over the next few weeks, then get back to actual reviews come November.

To get me back into the swing of things, it’s a meme I’ve seen on a few movie blogs, and while I wasn’t tagged, I did see it, and think it interesting. Name 15 directors who have shaped the way I view films. And here they are, in alphabetical order. Keep in mind, I’m a child of the late 80s and early 90s, so that’s where most of my picks lean, when I started getting into movies. And this isn’t a list of favourites, just ones who influenced me (though they all are amongst my favourites)

Mel BrooksYoung Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles – He’s such a force in comedy. He constructed these amazing parodies, but unlike the referential parodies of today, the jokes were born out of the script and the story, so it was all self-contained. And he never lost sight of his primary goal… make the audience laugh.

Frank CapraIt’s A Wonderful Life – Call him schmaltzy if you will, but he did it well. There was always an earnestness, an honesty to his films.

John Carpenter The Thing, Halloween – There was always something understated about his films, and he knew how to build the suspense, and not lose the audience.

Amy HeckerlingFast Times At Ridgemont High – While John Hughes (more on him later) tended to present high school in more of a fanciful way, Heckerling kept it rooted in reality. While you could relate to Hughes’ characters, you were Heckerling’s.

Alfred HitchcockNorth By Northwest, Rear Window – A lot of what we view as cliche today, he perfected. He’s a director that still surprises me, no matter how many and how many times I’ve seen his movies.

John HughesThe  Breakfast Club, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off – There was more to the dialog than there was to the characters. It became more important what was being said than who exactly was saying it, and that’s what spoke to me and audiences, that they’re feelings and emotions and experiences were being represented.

Sergio LeoneA Fistfull of Dollars, Once Upon A Time in the West – These were the first Westerns that I remember watching, and he cemented my idea of what a Western was.

Sidney Lumet12 Angry Men, Network – There’s a precision every step of the way in his films, and he expertly captures great performances.

John McTiernanDie Hard, Predators – He came along during the Golden Age of the action genre, and became the best of the era.

Robert RodriguezDesperado, Sin City – He’s one of the “Big 3” (as I call them) that really got me into cinema. He’s always been about doing his movies his ways, which I’ve always admired.

Martin ScorseseTaxi Driver, Mean Streets – When I first started exploring more of cinema after I initially got hooked by the “Big 3,” Scorsese was one of the first who I really got into.

Kevin SmithClerks, Mallrats – The 2nd of the “Big 3” on the list, I was immediately blown away but what I saw in Clerks, and was 12 at the time I saw it (in ’97) and I would say was a real turning point for me. The spark that ignited the fire.

Steven SpielbergJurassic Park, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade – Spielberg had this knack for capturing the imagination that many tried and failed to duplicate. He really is a one of a kind director.

Quentin TarantinoPulp Fiction, Kill Bill – Last of the “Big 3,” I started watching his, Smith’s and Rodriguez’s films all at around the same time (about 12 years old), and that trifecta, seeing what they could do, that they were making their own films they way they wanted, got me hooked on movies and it spiraled out of control from there.

Robert Zemeckis Back to the Future trilogy – Much like Spielberg, he had a knack for capturing the imagination, but it a different, more fun way. I’ve seen BTTF dozens, if not a hundred times since I was a kid, and I still watch it with the same wide eyed wonderment.

How To Train Your Dragon & Hot Tub Time Machine

Jay Baruchel voices Hiccup in How To Train Your Dragon

How to Train Your Dragon

4.5 stars

How To Train Your Dragon kicks off the 2010 animation film docket in glorious fashion. The plot is well-worn, but dressed up in a fun way with beautiful visuals and colourful characters.

Jay Baruchel voices Hiccup, a young Viking who doesn’t quite fit in with the rest, which means he doesn’t want to fight dragons, something the tribe has done for generations. This earns him the frustration and disdain from friends and family, including his Chief father, Stoick (Gerard Butler). That all changes when he captures and befriends one of fiercest dragons, and learns that the two aren’t all that different.

Dreamworks has this habit of tossing stars at a voice cast and hoping the name recognition will drive people to the flick. It’s a deal that’s done them well so far and they’ve been able to turn out some decent flicks with that model. But this is the first one featuring no A-listers, and the driving force is the story and the animation. And I for one was thoroughly impressed.

Dreamworks picked the right people for the cast. Baruchel brings the right amount of heart and uncertainty to the role, that you really get behind and feel for Hiccup. And more than the father/son dynamic of the story, which is about as cliché as it gets, the owner/pet best friend dynamic of Hiccup and the dragon Toothless is mind-blowing. He pulls you into the character relationship. I think anyone more recognizable would have been distracting int he role.

The main thing you’ll take away is the beautiful animation work on this. It is simply amazing. This film was designed to be in 3D, so they went to painstaking detail to create an entire world to fully immerse yourself in. The scenery is breathtaking, and when Hiccup first takes flight around the islands of Northern Europe, it a sight to behold.

Kids are going to enjoy this. But more so, audiences of all ages are going to enjoy it. It’s simple enough that kids can grasp the story, but leaves out the wink and nod references for parents, and focuses on just telling a wonderful story against some great animation.

Definitely check this one out, I really dug it. And see it in 3D

Clark Duke, John Cusack, A Bear, Rob Corddry and Craig Robinson in Hot Tub Time Machine
Clark Duke, John Cusack, A Bear, Rob Corddry and Craig Robinson in Hot Tub Time Machine

Hot Tub Time Machine

4 stars

The R-rated comedy is back in vogue, and filmmaker Steven Pink brings it back two-fold by doing a throwback to the 80s by time travelling to the 80s in this romp that delivers on the laughs and will keep you entertained the whole way through.

Adam, Nick and Lou (John Cusack, Craig Robinson and Rob Corddry, respectively) are three friends who have grown unhappy with their lives. Adam’s girlfriend just left him, Nick found out his wife cheated on him, and Lou is an all around screw up who just tried to kill himself. To lift their spirits, they pack up and head to a ski resort they frequented when they were younger and wilder and felt the whole world was ahead of them. With Adam’s nerdy 23-year-old nephew Jacob (Clark Duke) in tow, they plan for another wild weekend, only to be disappointed by the state of disrepair and desolation the resort has become since their last visit. All that changes when the eponymous hot tube transports them back to their 1986 hey days, offering them a chance to try it again, see if they can make the right choices this time.

If the film feels like The Hangover meets Back to the Future, you’re right. It is. And it doesn’t come nearly as close to the superb quality of either. But it combines the best parts of the two and works it into something that is watchable, entertaining, and, at times, thought-provoking. It is by no means a veiled philosophical think piece, and takes liberties with the science of time travel. But it’s a lot of fun.

Cusack has long been one of my favourites, going back to his teen flick days in the ’80s and coming into off-beat leading man status in the ’90s and ’00s. Being engaging by way of distraught comes so easy to him, you can always relate to the perils of his character. His “every-man” appeal is what sells it. Robinson and Corddry have cemented themselves as solid supporters in comedy flicks, and bring the funny, even stealing scenes, in which they appear. Even Duke is great as the straight man of the group trying to deal with being a fish out of water as a kid trapped in a time before he was born.

Kids of the ’80s, and anyone who went through it as a young person, will appreciate the references and gags, from Poison, to Alf, to Red Dawn, to the whole ski resort setting (a common motif of B teen flicks of the era). The best comes in the form of Crispin Glover, George McFly himself who plays both the older and younger versions of himself, just as he did in Back to the Future.

Does it crib from other, better films? Yes. Is it still hilarious? Yes. Will you have an enjoyable time at this movie? If you like the ’80s, laughs (both cheap and earned), a good time travel saga, and a study of your life, then yeah. It won’t have a lasting pop culture imprint, but it’s still good just the same.

Definitely see.

Live Oscar Blog! Join me all night!

Join me all night as I live blog the Oscars. Tune in for winners, losers, speeches and tributes. See how I did in my picks. I’ve never done better than 50%. It’s been a record breaking year for me at the movies, could I beat that. I’m hoping for at least a D -. I’ll be updating throughout the show. Join for the 82nd Annual Academy Award Ceremony!

I will post the categories as they are announced. The winner will appear in green. If it matches my pick, that will be all that appears. If I guessed wrong, I’ll post what was my pick in red.

Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin co-host the 82nd Annual Oscars

1941-

Oh the red carpet I remember being there a couple years ago. Got George Clooney’s autograph. Almost got Will Smith’s. Met LA Times columnist Joel Stein. Mark McGrath yelled “ROCK ON!” at me. Good times. I’ll go back one of these days.

2007-

Oh Zac Efron, that’ll pretty much be the last time you’re that close to an Oscar. Unless you start dating Helen Mirren.

2010-

I’d give Matt Damon $10 if he says “SUCK IT AFFLECK!”

2014-

Oh… so they’re calling Jennifer Lopez an actress now…

2015

I like that Ferris Bueller rode a horse to the Oscars. OH! That’s his wife. Why did Ferris Bueller marry a horse?

2022-

Really? Miley Cyrus is there? Why?

2023-

Glad that the Dude is at the Oscars. It would be great if he had a white russian with him. Or if he loses, he leaves to go bowling.

2025

Really Sherri Shephard? Taylor Lautner is the most famous werewolf in cinema history? What about Teen Wolf? Shit, what about Teen Wolf, Too?

2031

It was nice that they gave the 8 people who won’t win a chance to stand on the Oscar stage.

2032

Holy crap… an NPH opening number. That’s awesome!

2034-

Great entrance Martin and Baldwin.

2037

These guys are great. Loving the opening monologue.

2039-

Samuel L. Jackson was next to Woody Harrelson’s wife. Holy crap. This is going to be awesome.

2048

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR:

Christoph Waltz for Inglourious Basterds

I knew it! I knew it! I would have rioted if he had lost. He’s a class act. I like him.

2100-

BEST ANIMATED FEATURE:

Up

I wish Ed Asner had gone up there to accept the Oscar. But Pete’s giving a great speech.

2103

BEST ORIGINAL SONG:

Ryan Bingham & T-Bone Burnett “The Weary Kind” from Crazy Heart

Such a damn good song. I highly recommend you take a listen.

2115

BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY

The Hurt Locker

Inglourious Basterds

This marks my first loss of the night. What the hell, Quentin? You couldn’t snake a writing Oscar from that guy?

2117-

It’s good to see these two up there. Molly and Matthew. Claire and Ferris. Good times. Touching tribute. Well said, both of you.

2121-

Does that mean he won’t be making the “In Memoriam” tribute? This beats any other tribute. Good show. Good to see the brat pack back together. Beautiful.

2131-

BEST SHORT FILM, ANIMATED

Logorama

Wallace & Gromit in ‘A Matter of Loaf & Death’

2134

BEST DOCUMENTARY SHORT

Music by Prudence

2136

BEST SHORT FILM, LIVE ACTION

The New Tenants

Considering I had no idea where I was gonna go with that, I did surprisingly well in the Short Film categories. 2 for 3, not bad if I do say so myself.

2140

BEST MAKE-UP

Star Trek

I figured if Star Trek was going to get anything out of it’s tech heavy nominations, it would have to be in the one category it’s not up against Avatar.

2150

BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY

Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire

It was a good script, and had the advantage being an obvious adaptation. It’s in the title. CHEATERS!

2154

A couple of legends. Well deserved standing ovation for Corman and Bacall!

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BEST ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE

Monique for Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire

I’m just glad I went with the press instead of my gut on this one. I originally went with Anna Kendrick. Changed it last minute.

2205

BEST ART DIRECTION

Avatar

It’s going to do well in the tech awards. Of course. I doubt it’ll take director or picture though.

2211

BEST COSTUME DESIGN

The Young Victoria

Coco avant Chanel

Period pieces are always a safe bet in this category. I bet on the one about a fashion designer. Should have gone with the long dead monarch.

2218

Kristen Stewart on stage.  Cue awkward….. NOW!

2222

Disappointed by the complete lack of Romero in the horror tribute. There wasn’t good overall zombie representation.

2225

BEST SOUND EDITING

The Hurt Locker

Star Trek

BEST SOUND MIXING

The Hurt Locker

Star Trek

I was sure Star Trek would take sound. But Hurt Locker was damn good, so I’m really only pissed that it messes with my win count.

2228

Is there anyone more beautiful than Elizabeth Banks? No, I don’t think so.

2236

BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY

Avatar

For a guy with a foreign sounding name, he speaks decent English.

2240

A classy, well done, tribute. Dug the James Taylor. But why the hell was Michael Jackson in there?

2251

BEST ORIGINAL SCORE

Up

Avatar

I realized halfway through the dance montage that I should have gone with Up. Stupid, stupid me for thinking Avatar would get an artistic award.

2255

BEST VISUAL EFFECTS

Avatar

That’s right, you stick to tech awards.

2304

BEST DOCUMENTARY FEATURE

The Cove

I’m glad that dolphin slaughter is trendier than the food industry.

2309

BEST EDITING

The Hurt Locker

Inglourious Basterds

Normally the Academy gets a raging mega huge boner for Nazis. WTF is with Hurt Locker beating Inglourious Basterds in like… everything.

2316

BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM

El secreto de sus ojos

Das weisse Band

Another Nazi reference coming now: Couldn’t go with Germany, the birthplace of Nazi’s, so you went with Argentina, the Third Reich’s retirement community.

2334

BEST ACTOR IN A LEAD ROLE

Jeff Bridges in Crazy Heart

Way to go Jeff! You done your dad proud. And The Dude! And I really do think he’s high.

2348

BEST ACTRESS IN A LEAD ROLE

Sandra Bullock in The Blind Side

Carey Mulligan in An Education

I figured that if there was gonna be a curve ball category this year, it would be Lead Actress. I was wrong. Should have gone with the press. Even if the press was wrong.

2355

BEST DIRECTOR

Kathryn Bigelow for The Hurt Locker

Congratulations Kathryn, for being the first female best director winner. You really deserved it. Quentin, maybe next time. It took Scorsese 30 damn years to get his.

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BEST PICTURE

The Hurt Locker

After winning 5 other Oscars, of course it was gonna take home best picture. Good job. Great film. I went 15 for 24. 63%.

Locking in Oscar Picks! Live Blogging Tomorrow!

It’s Oscar weekend, and you can join me tomorrow for an Oscar live blog as I cover the event, and see how I do. Historically, I don’t think I’ve ever done better than 50%. Let’s see how I fair this year, for the 82nd Annual Academy Awards, Sunday at 8pm EST, hosted by Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin… and now, my picks:

Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin co-host the 82nd Annual Oscars

BEST PICTURE-

The Hurt Locker

BEST DIRECTOR-

Kathryn Bigelow for The Hurt Locker

BEST ACTOR IN A LEAD ROLE-

Jeff Bridges for Crazy Heart

BEST ACTRESS IN A LEAD ROLE-

Carey Mulligan for An Education

BEST ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE-

Christoph Waltz for Inglourious Basterds

BEST ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE-

Monique for Precious

BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY-

Quentin Tarantino for Inglourious Basterds

BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY-

Geoffrey Fletcher for Precious

BEST ANIMATED FEATURE-

Up

BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM-

Das weisse Band – Eine deutsche Kindergeschichte (Germany)

BEST DOCUMENTARY FEATURE-

The Cove

BEST ORIGINAL SCORE

James Horner for Avatar

BEST ORIGINAL SONG

Ryan Bingham and T-Bone Burnett – “The Weary Kind” from Crazy Heart

BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY-

Avatar

BEST FILM EDITING-

Inglourious Basterds

BEST ART DIRECTION-

Avatar

BEST COSTUME DESIGN-

Coco avant Chanel

BEST MAKE-UP-

Star Trek

BEST SOUND EDITING-

Star Trek

BEST SOUND MIXING

Star Trek

BEST VISUAL EFFECTS-

Avatar

BEST DOCUMENTARY: SHORT SUBJECT-

Music by Prudence

BEST SHORT FILM: ANIMATED-

Wallace and Gromit in ‘A Matter of Loaf & Death’

BEST SHORT FILM: LIVE ACTION-

The New Tenants

Edge of Darkness & When In Rome

Danny Huston and Mel Gibson in Edge of DarknessEdge of Darkness

2 stars

I had high hopes for this one. Martin Campbell has a proven track record of compelling action thrillers (GoldenEye, Casino Royale) and Mel Gibson has a solid track record in this genre (Payback, Ransom) . The British series this is based on is solid, and Campbell even had directing duties on it. But something got lost in translation.

After the murder of his daughter, Emma, Detective Thomas Craven (Gibson) sets out to get to the bottom of it, determined to prove that the intended targeted was her all along, and not him. This leads to uncovering corporate weapons manufacturing, and shady ties between a Senator (Damian Young) and a CEO (Danny Huston). Craven goes on a rampage to bring to light the truth behind his daughter’s senseless murder.

On the surface, this looks like they combined two of last years underrated gems, Taken and State of Play, and you’d be right to draw that comparison. But unfortunately, where those two succeeded, this one utterly fails. The action plays out like a paint by numbers revenge actioner, but who ever was painting didn’t really care about matching numbers and colours. Gibson moves through the film with a wink and a nod, as if to say “Remember when I was a big action star?” He’s finally lived up to what he’s been saying throughout the Lethal Weapon films, he’s too old for this shit.

The political aspect of it is lazily drawn, following an obviously, and ultimately unresolved (or, at least, resolved in an unsatisfactory manner) arc. Too many questions left unanswered, threads left untied, evil left unpunished.

Gibson’s been out of the acting game for 7 years, last appearing (in a non-cameo) in 2003’s The Singing Detective, and his rusty chops show through. He probably should have eased himself back into the game, instead of jumping in with a headlining role. Huston is, as always, given too little to do. He’s one of the more fascinating second fiddles in the game today, but his role is never fully realized, unfortunately. The saving grace was the always dependable Ray Winstone, as mysterious G-Man Jedbergh. He steals every scene he’s in.

Ultimately, what we’re left with is the remnants of what could have been a good movie. If you must see this, wait for the DVD.

Kristen Bell & Josh Duhamel in When In RomeWhen In Rome

1 star

Two stars of criminally underrated and long canceled shows, Kristen Bell and Josh Duhamel (Veronica Mars and Las Vegas) join forces for a transcontinental romantic comedy. Unfortunately its downfall comes in the form of a terrible script and an even worse supporting cast.

Beth (Bell), a successful New Yorker unlucky in love (which, according to movies, is ALL New Yorkers), travels to Rome for her sister’s wedding, and meets the completely charming Nick (Duhamel), former roommate of the groom.  But after stealing a few coins from the fabled Fountain of Love, she now has to combat unwanted suitors under a love spell, and decide if the Nick romance is for real, or because he could be under the spell, too.

I said in my review for Leap Year that a romantic comedy relies heavily on the chemistry between the two leads. There was plenty in Leap Year. And just as much, if not more in When In Rome. But while Leap Year focuses primarily on the two, When In Rome features a large supporting cast. A supporting cast of caricatures and archetypes, played by people with varying degrees of talent. On the more positive side we have Will Arnett, Danny DeVito and Anjelica Huston. On the other end of the spectrum lies Dax Shepard and Jon Heder (how they keep getting work, I really don’t know). And the Bell/Duhamel dynamic just wasn’t enough to keep the film afloat.

But Bell, she’s as chirpy as ever, and it’s hard not to fall in love with her. But really, it was gag after gag after pratfall after hack joke to move the plot along. As if they were concerned about the plot. At the end, director Mark Steven Johnson said “Oh and by the way, all these characters have back stories we need to wrap up.” That’s about it, in my best estimation. Because no where in the movie did they have character development until the end when they were wrapping things up.

It’s a big sloppy mess of a film that begs the question, “I wonder what Bell and Duhamel could do with a good script and competent directing?” They could probably make a good movie. And I would like to see that movie.

But not this one. Avoid.

Legion and The Tooth Fairy

I took a temporary leave of absence to get rested over the change in the new year, but I’m back, and ready to jump into this. A few mini-reviews, then on to the main ones for the week.

Leap Year – 3 stars – A paint-by-numbers romantic comedy, but a cut above the rest due to the wonderful chemistry between leads Amy Adams and Matthew Goode.

Daybreakers – 3.5 stars – (Real) vampires return to form with a fun, scary flick highlighted by an always interesting Willem Dafoe. Bonus: They don’t fuckin’ glitter.

Youth In Revolt – 1.5 stars – Michael Cera does what he does (awkward), and his schtick is growing old. The supporting players keep it afloat. Barely.

The Book of Eli – 3.5 stars – Go for the post-apocalyptic action, stay for the top-notch performances from Denzel Washington and Gary Oldman.

Paul Bettany in Legion
Paul Bettany as Michael in Legion

Legion

1 star

The mythos of a religion is something that fascinates me, from a pure story telling perspective, so I dug the premise of Legion. But writer/director Scott Stewart exudes a complete lack in caring for it and boils down what could have been a great metaphor for faith into a dumb action flick.

Fed up with humanity, god orders an extermination, this time no chance of redemption, just wipe the slate clean. The angel Michael (Paul Bettany) defies his orders, and descends from heaven to save the unborn baby of Charlie (Adrianne Palicki), a desert diner waitress. As he swoops down to save the day, the rest of the angels, having taken possession of the “weak willed” descend upon the diner to destroy the child any one protecting it, including the staff (Dennis Quaid, Lucas Black, Charles S. Dutton and Kate Walsh, Tyrese Gibson, Willa Holland, respectively). What ensues is a battle to survive, and redeem humanity.

Sounds cool, right? Sounds epic, right? It turns out to be exactly what you’d expect if someone took the script for Dogma and the script for Dawn of the Dead and shuffled it together like a deck of cards, and then made it not funny and infinitely less compelling, then took it way too seriously.

When reviewing a film so heavily religiously influenced, it’s tough to be secular. But my disdain for the flick doesn’t come from any particular feelings towards religion. It’s not a preachy kind of movie. It just uses the mythos as a backdrop for the story.

And I think that’s the primary problem. It’s used simply as a backdrop and a thin metaphor. But it never really fully realizes what it could have been. When I see the two angels, Michael and Gabriel (Kevin Durand), it’s not the epic battle it should have been. It’s just two dudes fighting. And it should have been bigger, and more integral to the plot.

Something as heavy and deep and personal as faith and religion, no matter how important or ridiculous one views it, should still be treated with care. And Stewart doesn’t do that. He never finds that balance. It’s basically a standard zombie flick, only the zombies are angels. I say, if you’re going throw religion into the mix, start a discussion. Don’t awkward juxtapose it into the story for the sake of doing it.

This doesn’t even touch on the predictable over acting from all involved. Even the reliable and usually much better Bettany seemed to phone this one in. Only Durand as Gabriel brought any sort of life to his character. The rest, even the ones I’m supposed to care about, I just couldn’t.

Avoid this flick like any one of the 10 plagues. Not even worth a rent.

Dwayne Johnson in Tooth Fairy
Johnson as an armoured tooth fairy in "The Tooth Fairy"

The Tooth Fairy

1 star

All the charm in Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson’s cocked eyebrow and toothy (no pun intended) grin couldn’t save this film from being utter drek, though it does help, as does Stephan Merchant’s brilliant knack for comedy.

Johnson stars as Derek Thompson, an aging minor league hockey goon, who has grown disenfranchised with having dreams and goals and developed a harsher world view (harsh by PG standards). After telling his girlfriend’s 6-year-old daughter that the tooth fairy isn’t real, Thompson is sentenced to hard time as a tooth fairy by the tooth fairy Queen Lily (Julie Andrews) so he can learn the true meaning of childlike innocence. Or something like that. It’s The Rock in another kids flick, this time with fairy wings and a tutu.

Calling these kinds of films, “family films” is just insulting to families. Most kids could see through the crap, and parents won’t have much to enjoy. I couldn’t even imagine a scenario where I’d want to subject my family to see this. They had to have known going in that this was going to be a terrible movie.

It follows a near perfect trajectory to land exactly where you expect it to. Thompson messes up, gets in trouble, almost redeems himself, gets in huge trouble, then finally fully redeems himself, with plenty of cheap gags to move the plot along.

But I’ll be damned if Johnson doesn’t have such a naturally unnatural charisma. You can’t help but like him. Even in schlock like this.

But what really keeps it afloat, and like I said earlier, barely afloat, is the back and forth the charming Johnson and hilarious Merchant have. Brit audiences are more familiar with Merchant and his extensive work with Ricky Gervais. It’s good to see him start to gain some notice state-side, as he is a very funny man in his own right. It’s just too bad that it had to be in The Tooth Fairy.

If you must see it, you’ll enjoy Johnson and Merchant, but their joint efforts aren’t enough to keep this from being garbage. So again, I recommend you avoid this one.

Top 10 Films of 2009

I had to hold off a bit wait to catch up with the limited releases to finally make their way up to Marquette, and I knew there were a couple flicks coming to DVD in early January that I wanted to see, so I waited to complete the list. But I think that I’ve seen all I’m going to see of 2009 for a while, so I’ll go ahead and lock in my Top 10 of 09 now. In order, 10 to 1:

Sam Rockwell in Moon10) Moon

Moon encapsulates what I envision to be “adult sci-fi.” Sure, there is something to be said about the big action adventure sci-fi that dominates the box office. But while those films put the heavy focus on the fiction half, Moon and films like it (recently Children of Men and Sunshine) never forget the science half. And Duncan Jones (son of David Bowie) in his directorial gives us a riveting, minimalist psychological thriller. Sam Rockwell delivers one of the best performances of the year.

9) Where The Wild Things AreWhere The Wild Things Are

Spike Jonze’s take on Maurice Sendak’s classic book is gloriously realized love story with childhood. He perfectly captures what it’s like to be a kid, and how an active imagination is how they (we) cope with things we’re not fully ready to cope with. Max Records’ performance is one of the finest given by such a young performer.

Zach Galifianakis, Ed Helms and Bradley Cooper in The Hangover8 ) The Hangover

The Hangover was a movie where it was a group of very funny and very talented people got together and made a solidly funny movie that connected with people. It didn’t rely on marquee names or some kind of gimmick. It was enough to just be funny. It’s turned Zach Galifianakis into one of the most in demand comics and Bradley Cooper into a household name.

7) ZombielandThe cast of Zombieland

Zombieland was an exercise in entertainment. It was a genuinely funny film with a cast that fit together perfectly. You’re not going to find a message in the film. But you will find a point. That point? Have a good time. Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisinberg and Emma Stone are pitch perfect, the cameo from Bill Murray is an unexpected delight, and the film finds that perfect blend of action, horror and comedy.

Carl Frederickson of the movie Up6) Up

If someone were to come back from the future and tell me that eventually, Pixar makes a bad film, I wouldn’t believe them at all. When you go to a Pixar film, you know you’re getting quality animation, a well told story, and a joy ride of entertainment, and Up is no different. Five minutes in, I’m in tears. On an animated flick. The folks at Pixar are master storytellers.


5) Inglourious BasterdsChristoph Waltz as Hans Landa in Inglourious Basterds

While Abrams’ Star Trek wasn’t fully deserving of the “slick” label, Quentin Tarantino’s Inglourious Basterds certainly is. I said in my original review that I would have been more likely to pay attention in eleventh grade history class had Tarantino written the textbook. It’s pure escapism with a knowing hint of schlock, but that’s what makes it so good. And German actor Christoph Waltz, as the pure evil SS Col. Hans Landa, gives one of the top 10 performances of the decade.

An bomb tech hurled from an explosion in The Hurt Locker4) The Hurt Locker

Not just in reality, but in the movies, the Iraq War hasn’t been the success people were hoping. It’s failed to catch on with movie audiences the way Vietnam and WWII did. But it just need that one film to really pull into focus. Leave the politics aside, and just show the war. The combat. The bomb techs. And Kathryn Bigelow perfectly captured it. It’s one of the most intense cinematic experiences of the year. Jeremy Renner’s star making performance as SSgt. William James, a bomb tech in Iraq is full of the machismo we’ve come to expect in war movies, but there’s a subtlety to him that won’t hit you till the end.

3) Star TrekKirk, Scotty, McCoy, Sulu and Uhura of Star Trek

Whoever said mainstream, big budget adventure flicks can’t be good, J.J. Abrams has something to say. Abrams acknowledges and respects the legacy of the Star Trek franchise, and gives it an update for the dawning of a new generation. I wouldn’t say it’s a “slick update,” but more of just an update. He brings the old school adventure spirit into the new and evolved world of sci-fi, translating it perfectly. And above everyone else, the young, mostly green, cast had the daunting task of filling the shoes of these iconic characters and the icons who originally played them. And once the dust settled, Chris Pine is Kirk.

George Clooney and Anna Kendrick in 'Up In The Air'2) Up In The Air

At times both comical and poignant. Jason Reitman’s best film to date is an amazing showcase for what highly talented people can do when they come together to make  a film that is just all around good. George Clooney has never been better, Vera Farmiga shows that when given the chance, she can shine, and Anna Kendrick gives a breakthrough performance that should earn her an Oscar nomination and more film offers for a good several years. Jason Reitman is becoming the Pixar of well scripted dramadies, can he make a bad movie?

1) District 9District 9

When I first saw the trailer for District 9, I was hooked, but I didn’t know it was to become the film that I ended up loving so much. It was such an intelligent film that looked at an otherwise standard sci-fi plot device (aliens come to Earth) through a more pragmatic and realistic lens. Newcomer Sharlto Copley gives one of the most engaging performances, of any genre, of the year, and Neill Blomkamp set himself up as one of the premiere sci-fi auteurs of the generation.

All 103 Movies With Audio!

It’s been a record breaking year for me at the movies. It was my first year as a full fledged professional film critic (doin’ it on the radio). Not only did I break my previous record of 4 for most films seen in theatres in a single 3 day weekend, which is now at 5, but I also broke my record for most films seen in theatres in a calender year. In 2004 I set that record at 70. This year, I destroyed it with a final tally of 103.

And now, because I work in broadcasting and have the means to do this, I present to you, 4 montages of all 103 films, in near sequential order.

The movie posters each represent the best film (with a 2009 release) of each quarter. Clicking them will take you to the audio file of the montages. Below each poster, I’ve provided a sequential list of the movie clips, as well as song info. Enjoy!

JAN-MAR


Movie Clips: Gran Torino, Bride Wars, Last Chance Harvey, Paul Blart: Mall Cop, My Bloody Valentine 3D, Slumdog Millionaire, Rachel Getting Married, Taken, Frost/Nixon, Push, He’s Just Not That Into You, The International, Friday the 13th, Fired Up, Watchmen, Race To Witch Mountain, The Last House on the Left, Duplicity, I Love You Man, Monsters vs. Aliens, 12 Rounds

Song Used: Academy Award Winning ‘Jai Ho’ by A.R. Rachman from Slumdog Millionaire.

APR-JUNE


Movie Clips: Adventureland, Fast & Furious, Hannah Montana: The Movie, Observe and Report, Crank 2 High Voltage, 17 Again, Obsessed, State of Play, X-Men Origins: Wolverine, The Ghosts of Girlfriends Past, Star Trek, Sunshine Cleaning, Angels & Demons, Terminator: Salvation, Night at The Museum: Battle at the Smithsonian, Up, Drag Me To Hell, Land of the Lost, The Hangover, The Proposal, The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3, Imagine That, The Year One, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, My Sister’s Keeper

Song Used: ‘Sabotage’ by Beastie Boys (was used in Star Trek)

JUL-SEP


Movie Clips: Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs, Public Enemies, I Love You Beth Cooper, Bruno, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, The Ugly Truth, G-Force, Funny People, The Collector, GI Joe: Rise of the Cobra, Julie & Julia, District 9, The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard, The Time Traveler’s Wife, Post Grad, Inglourious Basterds, H2, Gamer, All About Steve, Whiteout, The Final Destination 3D (ok, didn’t make the clip, but who’s gonna miss it really?), Sorority Row, Extract, Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs, Jennifer’s Body, The Informant, 9, Pandorum, Surrogates

Song Used: ‘Ten Million Slaves’ by Otis Taylor (used in trailer for Public Enemies)

OCT-DEC


Movie Clips: Zombieland, Whip-it!, Couples Retreat, Where The Wild Things Are, Law Abiding Citizen, Saw VI, Cirque du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant, Paranormal Activity, A Christmas Carol, The Men Who Stare At Goats, 2012, The Twilight Saga: New Moon, Planet 51, The Blind Side, Coco avant Chanel, Ninja Assassin, Fantastic Mr. Fox, Old Dogs, Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day, Brothers, Armored, Everybody’s Fine, Invictus, The Princess and the Frog, Avatar, Did You Hear About The Morgans?, Sherlock Holmes, It’s Complicated

Song Used: ‘Wake Up’ by Arcade Fire (used in trailer for Where The Wild Things Are)

Avatar/Did You Hear About The Morgans?

WOOOO! With my viewing of Avatar on Saturday afternoon, I reached 100! Then I saw Did You Hear About the Morgans? on Sunday for 101. I’m gonna mini-review Morgans, as the quality of the picture is pretty self explanatory from the trailer and by-line. But Avatar, the review will be directly proportional to the length of the film and my liking of it.

Did You Hear About The Morgans? – 0.5 stars

This film is about as predictable as they get, especially since I saw it 12 years ago as For Richer or Poorer with Tim Allen and Kirstie Alley. Ok… saw’s a strong word, I heard about it. But a bickering big city couple goes to live in the country for reasons beyond their control, and find out they really love each other. The film relies heavily on moving from one gag to the other. Hugh Grant is charming, if annoying. And the always dependable Sam Elliot brings it home, but even they couldn’t save this drivel.

Avatar – 4.5 stars

2009 was not only a big year for sci-fi, but it was big year for game changing sci-fi, and it was a year that turned sci-fi on it’s head. Star Trek broadened sci-fi’s appeal to a mainstream audience. District 9 was the little movie that could, and told one of the best stories of the year. And Avatar showed what a true craftsman could do with enough money and technology.

Whereas most sci-fi flicks explore aliens invading Earth, what if we were the invading race? That’s the core them that Avatar explores. After humans have used up the resources on Earth by 2154, they head out into space in search of more. They come to Pandora, a distant Earth-like moon with abundant resources, including the very valuable and not too subtly named “unattainium,” but the native race, the Na’vi, prefer to live their peaceful lives undisturbed, and won’t give up their land without a fight. So in order to coerce them into leaving, the military has turned to avatars, remotely operated versions of the Na’vi, controlled through the mind by scientists and soldiers. The plan goes awry when paraplegic Jake Sulley not only grows accustomed to his new body, but gets accepted into the Na’vi tribe. Now he’s torn between his former life and his orders as a Marine, and the new world he’s become a part of.

That’s honestly the shortest description I could come up with that still does the movie justice and gives you a good idea of what the film is about. It’s such a complex, yet wonderfully engaging film.

James Cameron took his time in making this film. He started with a vision. And he patiently waited for technology to catch up to his vision. One could argue that that’s an incredibly pretentious thing to say. But when you’re the director who revolutionized visual effects twice (first two Terminator films), and has a history of epic story telling, I’m willing to grant you a little leeway in crafting your art.

I think he was right in waiting. Had this been made 10 years ago, we would have wound up with a mess of CGI, rivaling the Star Wars prequels in looking cartoonish and flat. But by taking the time to create a generated, yet realistic looking world paid off. And filming in 3D enhanced the experience. Cameron fully immerses the viewer in the world of Pandora through what was probably a painstaking attention to detail. He doesn’t just show you this other world, this world of the Na’vi, he pulls you in, and makes you just as much a part of it as the characters he creates.

But here’s the thing about his cinematic baby, he doted too much. It’s one thing to top the 2.5 hour mark and push for 3 if it’s a good, engaging, worthy 2 hours and 42 minutes. But, and this holds true for his last feature, the even longer Titanic, trim the fat. There were times where it seemed an excess of scenes in an effort to show off the CGI, rather than move the story along. It’s not that they weren’t fascinating to watch. But were they necessary? Probably not. Trim the fat, put it back in for the director’s cut DVD.

As for the actual story being told, I don’t think he even tried to hide the metaphors and analogies. In which case, can we really consider them to be metaphors and analogies? The big industrial, militaristic society infringes on the earth loving, spiritual society for capitalistic gains. It’s not exactly a groundbreaking story. But even a bland story well told is still a well told story.

Now, as for the performances. Sam Worthington, as Jake Sulley, obviously bears the load of the story. He carries the film. And to be a relatively unknown (Stateside anyway) carrying a several hundred million dollar epic with high hopes and higher hype is no small task. But Worthington, to his credit, stepped up to the plate, swung for the fences, and hit it out of the ballpark. What I took away from his performance, is that he was given free reign to act the role as he saw fit. And you get an already disenchanted young man who becomes increasingly torn between two worlds. It was to his benefit that we didn’t know who he was, because we had no expectations, no preconceptions as to what he could or should do. And when you get an actor who is allowed to act with careful guidance through the story from the creator of said story, you get a more nuanced performance.

That being said, one shouldn’t count out 30 year veteran Sigourney Weaver for bringing a surprising amount of heart to not only her character, lead scientist Dr. Grace Augustine, but to the film. It makes me ponder if we’ve just kind of been taking Weaver for granted as an actress all these years.

I would, sticking with performances, like to point out Stephen Lang, primarily known for his stage work, but has made a name for himself as a character actor over the years. He steals the show as the hard edged Colonel Miles Quaritch. Kudos, Mr. Lang.

I do highly recommend this film. It lives up to the hype and then some. And to wrap up the review, I’ll paraphrase a friend and kindred cinematic spirit, Jerett Kelly, “I’ve long felt I missed out, not being able to see Star Wars during it’s original theatrical run. Now, after seeing Avatar, I know the feeling. Avatar is our generation’s Star Wars.” Also: do yourself a favour, see it in 3D.

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